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I've been pretty inactive for a while. My system has been running smoothly, there have been no major advances in the technology that drives this hobby (unless you count over-priced extenders) and I've been a little busy.
However, this thread on TGB has fuled my dormant anger and disappointment regarding CableCARD. MS is asking us "What our wives want" to see in the next MC implementation. The overwhelming majority of the responses contain some reference to the limitations/restrictions/insane-policies surrounding the CableCARD fiasco. Now, to be fair, not many non-hobby practicing spouses are standing there saying to us "I'd really like you to put a CableCARD tuner on our existing box." No, the conversation goes something like this:
Her:
"Oh, look what's on Discovery HD tonight! I can't wait to record it and watch it later on the upstairs TV!"
Me:
"Uhhh, did you really want to watch it in HD? I mean, it looks pretty good in standard def, right?"
Her:
"Oh no, I wanna watch it in HD. Afterall, you spent all that time and money setting up these 2 computers and worked to centralize everything so that all our stuff is accessible all over the house!" as she presses the button, then looks at my expression with that knowing glare... "Ok, what's the problem with this crap now!?"
Me:
"Well, we can't watch or record Discovery HD in real HD. I mean, you can record it off that channel, but the quality will kinda...well...suck. But, hey, just so you don't call me out on conspiracy charges, I have the same problem with ESPN HD, ESPN 2 HD, The Golf Channel HD, TNT HD, and every non-broadcast network channel."
Her:
"Wonderful, I feel so much better! So there's no way to get these HD channels in our setup? That's assinine"
Me:
"Well, we could, if we had a CableCARD PC."
Her:
grumbles..."So that's different that that QAM thing you have, right? How much is this going to cost us?"
Me:
"Well, we can't really just buy one and connect it to our computer. You see, Microsoft wanted to be the first out of the gate to claim 'CableCARD' support, so they let the technophobes in Hollywood dictate to CableLabs the terms under which Microsoft would be allowed to give us CableCARD. Now, these idiots in Hollywood saw what happened with Napster and the MPAA a few years back and went into total panic mode! Rather than embracing new technology and exploring creative ways to leverage it for new revenue, they decided to shun what they do not understand and saddle any agreement with Nazi-esque restrictions. Because, as everyone knows, anyone who would record something on their computer is obviously a You-Tube-file-sharing-revenue-stealing-pirating-punk who probably skateboards right down the middle of the sidewalk...without a helmet and with his jeans hanging nearly off his ass! And the last thing society needs is for someone like that to be able to record Discovery HD in HD!
"So, in order to record Discovery HD in HD, we need to drop about $2500 on a new CableCARD ready PC"
Her:
"So if we get one of these CableCARD PCs, we'll be able to record Discovery HD in HD? I'll be able to watch these shows on the existing computer upstairs as well? The commercial skip will work? I'll be able to burn it onto DVD to hold onto if I really like it?"
Me:
"Uhhh....ok, the answers are:
Yes
No
No
No
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So...the point here is to ask the question again...Why!?? OK, MS, I know that CableLABS/Hollywood held a gun to your head and said that this is the only way they'll allow it, but come on! You've got the firepower to strike back at these technology challenged entities, educate them and give your customers what they are asking for. The people who want to pirate content are going to find a way, no matter what. The energy should be spent going after them and not restricting those of us who understand what a license agreement is and only want to exercise our "Fair Use" permissions granted to us by the FCC back during the VCR scare of the early 80s! Find a way!
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